Virtually Writing

Jamie Oliver isn't so great........

2008-06-10T19:06:00.002+01:00

So Mr Oliver is harping on about feeding a family of four and spending only five pounds to do so. But is that really something so draw dropping that we should all give applause?

I am a fond cook and consumer of almost anything culinary. Over the years I have taught myself to provide nourishing, yet also appealing food for my family, friends and guests.

It is unfortunate to say however, that in these modern times money is getting ever more difficult to earn and easier to spend. This is made even worse by coy retailers trying to lure you in with tantalising offers and deals of the week. The food industry is without doubt one of the worst. After all we all eat, we all need to eat and as a result we can be easily suckered into a variety of money burning offers.

I discovered this due to two major events, a lower form of income and a Scrooge-like tendancy of disdain towards special offers. For several years I have tried to budget wisely for our familys food, and as I am the cook I know what I need and what I don't. As a result I have almost obsessivley sought better value shops and subsequently learnt how to make expensive products myself.

Then came Jamie Oliver and Sainsbury's advert.

I am amazed that such an advert should be released. The intention is to make everyone feel bad about how they shop, and how Jamie can show us the light. So to feed four people on five pounds, we all have to eat meatballs and spaghetti, yes? Luckily, the answer is no. But something you should at first realise is this:

1 meal for 4 = £5.00

7 meals a week = £35.00

4 weeks a month = £140.00

That is on evening meals alone......oh, and all you get is sick to death with meatballs! Well, I would like to show you a far better way to shop than Jamie Oliver's bish bash bosh style. First of all take into account what you get for bulk. You may only need 1kg of rice this month, but you may need another kilo the next one. So if you can pick up 5 kilos for pence more than 1 kilo, take it. You may find you have to look hard though. After all, the retailers want you to buy less and spend more.

The building blocks to meals like rice, pasta and noodles are inexpensive ways of filling bellies for little outlay. Take into account also that even though we all like 'fresh' food, nothing is fresher than a vegetable frozen an hour after being picked. I regularly purchase 750g of frozen, sliced peppers (all colours) for 78 pence. Compare this to 3 medium 'fresh' peppers and without doubt you will be looking at around £1.20 or more for organic.

Forget the fearmongers who announce all food except organic is grown in landfills and full of nastiness. It is on the whole rubbish. I agree that certain products can be dubious but once you learn that 20 value beefburgers are 90% water, you tend to make you own anyway. What was that? Make your own?

Sometimes the excuse of being too busy to cook is used to cover up laziness. If you cannot make time to feed yourself, you are doing something wrong. Cooking is therapy if you make sure you pay attention. Most people who 'cannot cook to save my life' have probably all at one time or another done a jigsaw puzzle. Cooking is like a collection of jigsaw pieces needing to be put together. Sometimes a piece doesn't fit, or sometimes it 'shouldn't fit' but does, and makes the picture even better.

So now, a recipe list which if you remove the basic cupboard essentials which everyone has, will not only feed upto 6 people for less than five pounds, it will provide the basics for a repeat version the next day.

Acapulco Chicken

Value chicken breast, approx 350g = £2.62

Table salt, 750g= £0.32 (probably not needed)

Table pepper, 25g = £0.19 (as above)

Celery, each = £0.68 (Not essential but helps bulk out the meal)

2 Onions = £0.30 (Bulk buy a bag for 78 pence and get 8 - 10)

Tin of value kidney beans, 400g= £0.14

Own brand chicken stock cubes, 10 = £0.19

Cayenne pepper, 48g = £0.68

Tin of value chopped tomatoes, 400g = £0.21

Long grain rice, 1000g = £0.95

Vegetable oil, 1000ml = £1.07 (probably not needed)

Sub Total: £7.35

However, remove the items everyone generally has and the celery which is surplus to requirements and what you spend is:

£5.09

But wait, I hear you all shout: "That's over five pounds!". This is true. If you wished to be pedantic, then 1 stock cube would only cozt £0.019 and the rest are surplus to requirements. Thsi would bring the figure down to £4.919 and really is going a little too far.

All in all anyone can make a meal for five pounds and this one not only will feed 4, but with the outlay of another £2.62, will feed them again tomorrow. Not only is this good, but on two evening meals, Jamie would have spent £10 pounds, we on the other hand will have only spent £7.71.

Next time there will be more money saving tips on shopping, deals to be wary of, and the reduced items shelf.

HSBC Data Loss

2008-04-07T12:43:00.003+01:00

It has become constantly more apparent that large organisations are incapable of being able to secure our information. As the Great British public we are repeatedly informed about identity theft and fraudulent activity, and how to keep safe from it. The real threat however seems to be less likely to wear a striped sweater and carry a 'swag' sack, and more oddly be suited and booted and sit behind a desk.

The relevant precautions taken by many British residents to protect their personal information both online and in the real world is becoming less worth while. The constant loss of information 'in the post' by organisations that we are meant to trust is frankly comical. The government and now banks are proving to be as confidence inspiring in keeping our details safe as Frank Spencer is at providing Silver Service.

It seems to the writer that this abuse of madatory security stems from the common attitude by many employed in the service industries. Apparently there is more these days that is "not my job" than ever before. The size of organisations have expanded beyond their true worth to the customer. I agree that most of these firms turnover massive profits but commonly at the cost of their customer's satisfaction.

The time is quickly approaching when this lack of responsibility will cause a terrible and financially destructive occurance. The sad truth is that many of those who couldn't care less at their own place of employment find others with the same attitude exceptionally frustrating. The hypocrisy is probably lost on them too. After all as far as most people are concerned, they are more than worth their salary and almost indispensible. This blind defiant belief is what is leading to this common attitude of self-importance that is dangerous on so many levels.

So today it is HSBC and their loss of customer data, tomorrow it will be Abbey and maybe a well known organisation in another field, maybe BT. It matters little who they are compared to the fact that MY details should not be abused and that these firms have them under my instruction. If they are incapable of offering the security acceptable to my terms, then surely they should be held accountable.

A Personal Favourite: Black Sheep Ale

2008-03-26T14:35:00.003Z

There are many features to enjoying Real Ale, one of which must be the vast selection on offer. Unlike massively produced beverages, Real Ales tend to focus upon quality and in many cases tradition. Black Sheep Ale is one such ale produced by the similarly named Black Sheep Brewery in Masham, North Yorkshire.

Black Sheep Ale is available to be consumed either on draught or by the bottle. This review focuses upon the bottled variety which still keeps the essence of what makes the ale distinctive.

The most interesting feature of Black sheep Ale is that its alcoholic strength is 4.4% abv. It is pleasant to see this amongst other competitive ales that are more often premium strengths of 5% abv or higher. It denotes one of two outcomes; that either Black Sheep is as weak as water, or that it engages the drinker in taste instead of intoxication. Luckily it is the latter for which Black Sheep ale can be credited.

The ale's middle weight character allows for a more readily consumable beverage. It allows the drinker to consume at a rate level to social peers, who more than likely are drinking something other than Real Ale. It is for this reason that it is apparent that the intention of the Black Sheep Brewery was to create an ale which rests as happily on a bar pump as it does in the home of a connoisseur.

The bottled ale is indeed an inviting sight. This is amusing since it is no more than a brown bottle with a brown motif on a cream background. It certainly shouldn't stand out from any other ales on the shelf, but it does. Its allure for this writer is that it seems to invoke a sense of rustic tradition and more important sells itself not by pretty pictures but by the content.

The aroma of the ale is certainly a gentle one of hops, not a pungent one as can be sometimes found with other ales. When poured from the dark brown bottle it settles quickly with a frothy head. It is not a creamy froth as can be found on a Stout or a Porter, but a head more suited to a bitter. Its bubbles grasp the outer rim of the glass and it gradually separates from the middle.

This is an important occurrence and one which accounts for its taste. The gentle head indicates a smaller quantity of carbon dioxide, something which is the product of fermenting yeast, but also helps to make ales 'fizzy'. It is out of personal preference a true ale should be still and this alone imparts the brewers attitude to create a perfect pint. If the ale is what some may call 'flat' then its appeal lies in the taste. It is in part for this reason why mass produced lagers are so effervescent.

Without taking a taste of the Black Sheep Ale it is apparent that it holds all the properties required to make a pleasant pint. Its colour is a very light brown, almost an amber and certainly clear enough to see through. It indicates it is a gentle ale and certainly imparts this upon the tongue when consumed. The initial taste is light and does not promote a heavy alcoholic stature but a more refined bitter sweet tickle. As the ale washes down the throat it again is gentle, almost creamy and not at all sharp or tart. The after taste settles quite dry upon the tongue and roof of the mouth but without any displeasure. It is not gassy and causes you to instinctively partake in more.

It is without doubt that Black Sheep Ale is a very self-imposed understated beverage. The design of the bottle and label is much like the content of the bottle itself; clear, simple yet instantly recognisable and as pleasant on the eye as it is on the palate.

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Discount Coupon: Thresher Wine Shops

2008-03-20T17:24:00.003Z

Keeping an eye out for good deals on food, drink and most items is a personal favourite of mine. So you can imagin my delight to find this offer available at Thresher owned off-licence stores:

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A Favourite: Bishops Finger

2008-03-10T21:20:00.003Z

The world of beer is as varied as the flavours produced. It ranges from the corporate Titans to the almost insignificant craft (formerly micro) brewers. Popularity of an image tends to outweigh quality today. It is refreshing in such an environment to know that stalwart brewers continue to provide real beers, ales and porters keeping a grasp onto the UK's past. This is commonly attempted by the smaller brewers of the land. Brewers that have continued to produce 'proper' beers despite the swaying changes in public drinking habits. One such brewer is Shepherd Neame, the oldest independent family brewer in Britain. Founded in 1698 it now produces 10 varieties of cask ales including one of Britain's strongest ales Bishops Finger.

Taking its name from the Kentish countryside, Bishops Finger relates to the signposts directing Pilgrims to Canterbury. The pilgrimage to see the shrine of accidentally murdered Archbishop Thomas Beckett (commonly and incorrectly called Thomas a Beckett) would be guided by finger shaped indicators. It is within the beautiful Kent countryside that Shepherd Neame collects all the ingredients for this ale. Subsequently it was quite fitting of the company to name it so when it went into production in 1958.

It certainly has clout. At 5.4% abv Bishops Finger is a strong ale commonly called a Premium Ale. It is refreshingly bittersweet and sits on the tongue imbuing its intense aftertaste upon the palette. The initial sense is a slightly sharp, yet sweet, almost bitter orange flavour. The aftertaste is distinct and quite dry, tasting faintly peppery and of full bodied Goldings hops.
The colour is aptly like that of a thoroughbred horse. The colour portrays a brooding yet pleasant visage managing to just hide its deeper more powerful side. It is a light chestnut almost dark amber and whether contained in a bottle, or poured into a pint glass, it captures the light clearly and is sediment free.

Bishops Finger is more than just an ale though. Shepherd Neame have used its strength, popularity and dedicated production to create the Bishops Finger Charter. This Charter is a decree that it can only be brewed on a Friday by the Head Brewer in a Russian Teak mash tun. It can only use Kentish barley, Kentish hops and water from Shepherd Neame's artesian well. Its inspirational dedication to production identifies it as a better ale. But this is not a competitive gauntlet to its rivals. It goes hand in hand with Protective Geographic Indicator status awarded to it by the European Union. This means Bishops Finger is the only beer in the world to be called a Kentish Strong Ale.

To the beer drinker the beauty of Bishops Finger is contained in its flavour. The label's purple theologically inspired background, Shepherd Neame crook and date of establishment will mean very little. But to the few that take time to savour and understand why such an ale came about, the satisfaction comes from the brewery. The ale is made with passion, to exact standards, from British, Kentish ingredients that can only ever be the real Bishops Finger.

A Favourite: Plymouth Gin

2008-03-09T19:12:00.002Z

It does not matter if you are with company or without, nothing is as pleasurable as a decent Gin and tonic. The day can be hot and it quenches, the rain can soak and it warms. Gin seems adult and unsullied unlike other spirits.

It is natural as a British man to require my Gin with a sharp effervescent tonic water. This is not to say that it cannot mix with the likes of bitter lemon or soda water, but it simply shouldn't. In the U.K the most common Gin is London Dry Gin which is not really a gin. It is essentially a flavoured spirit akin to vodka. I will not claim to be that pedantic to ever pass it up though. It suffices when combined with a slice of lemon or lime. To taste a real Gin it is imperative that you find some Plymouth Gin.

Much like Champagne, Plymouth Gin can only be named so if it indeed originates from that region (E.U Legislation). Plymouth Gin is a subtly sweeter taste and distinct in flavour from dry Gin. Commonly it is 41% abv and that offers me the stiff kick I require. Using a blend of several botanicals and soft water from Dartmoor, this spirit has been produced since 1793. So it is fair to assume they've got the recipe just right by now. The taste is naturally that of juniper and is complimented by the botanical blend. Its slight zestiness is gentle but apparent and helps conspire to refresh the drinker.

Plymouth Navy Strength is a much stronger beast. It is 57% abv and this directly correlates to the 100% proof required to the Royal Navy's demands. This demand was that a spirit of 100% proof would still ignite if spilt on gunpowder. It certainly is fun stuff indeed. Combine it with only lime and you too can sample the scurvy combating methods of Royal Navy. This style of drinking Gin is called a 'Gimlet' and was created, unimaginatively by Rear-Admiral Sir Thomas Desmond Gimlette, apparently to help the lime go down.

Buy a bottle and like many Gin drinkers in Britain, arm yourself with some 'Dutch Courage'. This is so called due to the use of Gin to warm the wet and bedraggled forces fighting in the Lowlands during the Thirty Years War. Buy another and you will be in good company sharing this tipple with others such as Winston Churchill, Ian Fleming and Alfred Hitchcock. Remember the old adage though; "Little nips of whisky, little drops of gin, Make a lady wonder where on earth she's bin", drink in moderation.

Confessions of a Beer Drinker

2008-03-07T15:46:00.001Z

I cannot help my attitude. It is love. I cannot live without, and apparently will not live long with.

Its not just beer. Its all of those alcoholic little faeries. They sit patiently on the shop shelves waiting for me to arrive. I look at their massed ranks and realise the simple truth. I want them all. I love their happy little colours, their sturdy bottles or cans, and they make me smile.

The truth is I am a user. I cannot hide this fact anymore. It is true that for a while I may be faithful to only one, but I am a hot blooded male. I live for the chase. I long for it. I have no preference. Blonde, brunette, white, or red they all have at some time in my past shared a wonderful experience. But then I move on. Each one no more than a one night stand. Each one just a bottled whore or a can of the Red Light district.

The problem has always been with me. I am a monster. A beast of insatiable thirst. If the world allowed it, and money was plentiful, I would drink all day. There is never enough, there is never just one. If drink was evil I would be a God. Iconic, armed with nothing but my beer goggles and slovenly stagger I would save the city, even the world. I can do anything. I will fight the hordes back, drive faster than any other, yet I will not move. I will sit with my mind on fire capturing flashes of life now gone pondering the possibilities I had.

No one understands or appreciates my fears. I am just a drunkard to most, an addict to others, social to all. Anything for a drop of the good stuff is what they think of me. I know it is in their mind, for the words a chiseled in the creases on their faces. They smile and carry on. I am not a burden in small doses. I am the jolly friend that will soon be gone. I alleviate their woes, offer a shoulder or a place to sleep, but they do not see my confusion.

Everyone believes they have the answer. Stop drinking, find a hobby, work harder, longer, later. They believe the pain to be self inflicted, but the special few know I have no emotional sadness. That is not it. That is not it at all. But everyone is an expert, and everyone can explain their last 'heavy' session or night which ended in vomit. I try to explain that I enjoy my liquid friends and not to worry. But people do. They see it as a blight on what could have been a successful and powerful career. No one wants to accept I might be happy. So the words of opinion continue. Opinions that were never asked for.

I am alone for the moment. The remnants of home brewed projects are now depleted. I sit with a mug of tea. My mind champs at the bit because I know what this evening brings. Eight wenches sit forlorn in my fridge waiting for my audience. Together we shall share a night in front of the TV or perhaps the computer, but we will be together. It will be a happy harmony and the world will again vanish behind closed doors.

Can too much time on the internet make you depressed?

2008-03-06T16:41:00.001Z

The Internet is a modern triumph. This step in technology has enabled countless people to communicate, to trade and to learn more effectively than ever before. Modern life has seen the Internet develop and evolve quickly. It has in some manner integrated itself into most people's daily lives. For youngsters in their teenage years, they have never known a world without it. Recent figures for 2007 put the UK usage of the Internet at 38,512,837 out of 60,363,602 people (Nielsen Net Ratings). This figure is just under 64% of the population.

It is not surprising to find that social use for the Internet has become popular. Chat rooms, forums, fan sites and e-mail provide users with a chance to express themselves and experience a wider audience. The Internet has in many ways filled the void created by diminishing communities with a larger virtual one. The relatively faceless nature of this interaction allows users to be viewed without initial physical perception weighing the scales. Online 'blogs' (http://maycockjames.blogspot.com) allow everyone to publish their opinions and views for the masses. With some sites such as Second Life (www.secondlife.com) the virtual world can nearly replace the real one. With such a wealth of accessible interaction, education and entertainment, usage can become excessive.

According to a report in a U.K newspaper (The Guardian 29/Nov/2006) it was claimed that in Europe social use of the Internet averages about 11 hours per week. This had increased from previous reports and the trend was set to continue. With so many people spending their free time on the Internet, social or otherwise, concerns have been raised about long term implications.

In a UK study reported by the BBC in 1999 (BBC Online 29/Sept/1999) the results were compelling. It claimed that prolonged Internet usage was in essence a contemporary addiction. The Director for the Center of Online Addiction (www.netaddiction.com), Dr. Kimberly Jones identifies Internet Addiction to lead towards mental illnesses. According to the Center's blog site (http://netaddictionrecovery.blogspot.com), research by the University of Connecticut has identified that in the U.S.A. online gamblers were more likely "to suffer from health and emotional problems such as substance abuse, circulatory disease, depression, and risky sexual behaviors". These results were not as common in gamblers who did not use the Internet to place bets. Ultimately the report seems to try and identify that the Internet is clearly the non-beneficial aspect of the addiction.

This has been received within the Psychiatric community with doubt. The main issue is in identifying the Internet as the proponent of depression or other illnesses. The predicament that this faces is that essentially the addiction is the issue. Whether a person suffers ill effects from social networking, online gambling or Internet shopping cannot be attributed to the method that this media was made available. It is likewise illogical to blame a pub drinkers alcoholism on the bus route passing his home.

There is however a stronger link between the two. Time. In reference to the statistics that Europeans spend on average of 11 hours per week using the Internet, the problem points more to excess. Alcohol, Smoking, Fast Food are all unhealthy and yet pleasurable past times for those who enjoy them. Excessive use of any of them, like most things, can certainly lead to health issues both mental and psychological.

Perhaps the bitter pill which is hard to swallow is that the real blame lies at the door of the afflicted. The Internet, the websites or instant messengers have little effect away from the PC's, mobile phones and laptops which are needed to view them. The user has the responsibility to themselves to turn the power off.

Ibex Beezer Cycling Jersey

2008-03-03T16:13:00.002Z

Biking enjoyment comes from more than just how good your bicycle is. The weather can play terrible havoc with your ride. This is certainly likely if your route takes you over hills and peaks. Therefore it is important to make sure you have the right clothing for your route. But isn't it a nuisance having to keep changing at every turn of the weather?

Ibex Outdoor Clothing has helped resolve this for you. The Beezer cycling jersey has been designed with less temperate climates in mind. Using the cornerstone of all Ibex products, the Merino wool fiber, the jersey feels warm and soft on the skin. The environmentally aware company was born from a belief that sporting pursuits can be enjoyed in comfort. Using only natural sustainable resources, Ibex produce a large range of outdoor clothing. Their vision is encapsulated in all their products.

The Beezer is a middle weight jersey and is designed with biking as its purpose. It has an easy to use full center zip and a locking zipper pull, an elastic hem and a semi-fitted cut to keep it close to your body. On the rear is a decent capacity pocket split into three. The size is suitable for a variety of maps, tools and food without compromising comfort. Above the pocket sits the hi-visibility, reflective Ibex logo helping to keep you safe in low light conditions.

As a biking jersey it remains comfortable in clement weather just as much as it does in the cold and wet. The wool is cosy and the seams are double stitched to enhance durability and remove any potential chafing. It is solely available in Men's sizes S, M, L and XL and in three colors, grey, orange and blue.

The durability has been questioned due to its apparent vulnerability to tearing once it has been holed. It is to be expected that despite Ibex's best efforts, the jersey will only withstand a certain level of abuse. There have also been reports of size issues. It is advisable, as with any garment purchase, to try the jersey on first.

Conclusively the Ibex Beezer cycling jersey is value for money. It is almost the only top you will need and was priced at USD$125.00. The good news is that it has now been reduced to USD$69.00 and is a must for all biking enthusiasts.

Secret Of An Easy Meal.

2008-03-02T11:49:00.005Z

This recipe will feed four people. It uses ingredients that are easy to find in UK shops. The recipe makes enough to serve on its own, though I prefer to make it with a side salad or garlic bread. When preparing the ingredients take into account the difference in pasta shapes. Ribbon shaped and thin pasta is better suited to thinner, more delicate sauces. I prefer Conchiglie pasta with this recipe due to the thickness of the sauce.

275g chicken or turkey breast fillets
300g Conchiglie pasta
1 red pepper
1 celery stick
1 large onion
1 Bolognese sauce
200g grated cheese
1 tsp salt
1 tbsp mixed dried herbs
2 tsp Olive oil

When you begin to collect together the ingredients, add 1 tsp of salt to a large pan containing 600ml of water.
On a low heat allow this water to slowly come to the boil. This allows you time to prepare the rest of the meal, and makes the best use of your time.
Take a sharp knife and slice the chicken or turkey breast into small pieces.
Using a different knife prepare the pepper, onion and celery into neat slices.
Once this is done drizzle 2 tsp of Olive oil into a medium pan and heat until hot. To test if the oil is hot, put a slice of onion into the pan. If it fizzes then the oil is hot enough.
First add the meat to the pan. As the meat cooks it will begin to turn white. At this point add the sliced vegetables to the pan. Stir the ingredients as you do this. The stirring not only helps to keep the meat from sticking to the pan, but also helps to coat the vegetables with any remaining oil.
By now the water in the other pan should be bubbling. Gently add the pasta to the pan taking care not to splash the boiling water. Boiling water can cause burns.
The meat and vegetables will cook quickly. Once happy that the meat is white throughout add the mixed dried herbs, and stir in the Bolognese sauce. Allow the sauce to simmer.
When the pasta is plump and soft, move to a sieve and allow to drain. Once drained put the pasta into a large serving dish.
Remove the sauce from the heat and pour across the pasta. Mixing maybe required for full coverage.
Add the grated cheese to the top to garnish. It may be advisable to quickly put the whole dish into the oven on Gas Mark 6 for five to ten minutes until the cheese is molten.

I prefer to serve from the dish at the table. The piping hot serving dish topped with molten cheese is a fantastic centre piece. Serve potions directly onto plates or into bowls if eating it on its own.

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Prawn Jambalaya

2008-02-28T15:49:00.004Z

This recipe is is a filling meal designed to feed four. The ingredients are easy to find in the UK, even if not entirely traditional.

As with all my recipes I try to give a little bit of background to them. The story of Jambalaya is a good one, and certainly one which would entertain dinner guests.

The story goes that a traveler arrives late one evening at an Inn in New Orleans. After being admitted entrance to the Inn he asks the Innkeeper if he could get something to eat. The evening being as late as it was meant that the evening meals had been served. The Innkeeper instructed the cook to make something for the weary gent and was meant to have said "Jean! Balayez!". This in the local dialect supposedly meant "Jean! Sweep something together!" and so the cook did just that.
The result was a filling meal for the traveler made from a variety of meats, rice and vegetables. The traveler was so impressed he requested the dish elsewhere as "Jambalayaz" to many an unknowing cook. There certainly is not any truth in the story, but definitely fits with the style of the dish. Below is the list of ingredients you will need.

240g Rice (Long grain)

400ml Chicken stock

3 slices bacon (cut into little strips)

1 Tin of Chopped Tomatoes

200g Prawns (cooked, peeled)

1tsp Cajun spice or chilli

1 Green Pepper

2 stick Celery

1 large Onion

2 Garlic cloves

2 Spring onions

15ml Vegetable oil

1tsp Tabasco / chilli pepper sauce (or as required)

You will need a large pot in order to hold all the ingredients in one go. I find a wok works just as well.

First you will need to add the oil to the pot and leave it until the oil is hot. Test this by adding a few slices of chopped onion. If it hisses then it is hot enough.

Continue to add the rest of the onions, green pepper, celery and garlic. Sprinkle the chilli or spices over the vegetables. Be sure to wash your hands after touching the spices. Chilli in the eye can be very painful.

Leave for the vegetables for two minutes whilst they saute.

At this point begin the process of adding small amounts of stock with small amounts of rice. Stir well each time until all the rice and stock is in the pot.

Allow the mixture to settle and add the tomatoes and the bacon strips.

At this point you can stir in the Tabasco or chilli pepper sauce to your own taste.

Leave the pot to simmer / bubble gently until cooked. This will be approximately twenty to thirty minutes.

I find that this is best served on its own. It is a meal which is rustic in its appearance, so I prefer to serve it in bowls.

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Airsoft: Tokyo Marui HK MP5 A4

2008-02-27T10:56:00.002Z

In the 1960's Heckler & Koch, a German weapons manufacturer, began developing a family of sub-machine guns designed to provide close range burst fire to security forces. The MP5 (Maschinenpistole) family has been a widely used and adaptable series of weapons. This is similarly so in the Airsoft world. Walk onto any skirmish site in the U.K and amongst the most popular weapons (other than the Armalites) are variations on the MP5.

Furniture and Quality

The MP5 series has a distinctive design, and the Tokyo Marui version has kept quite true to the Real Steel weapon. The weight of the gun is not heavy, yet heavy enough to give poise and purpose to the user. This is complimented by the sturdy feel of the weapon and the lack of cheap creaking plastic. Naturally the material and colouring of the gun is the standard black part metal / part ABS plastic. The stock is fixed firmly into place like the barrel and receiver. A real rubber butt plate finishes off the stock. On this version the metal parts (not including internals) are the flash hider, front sight assembly, charging handle, charging handle tube (only metal on the HG version), magazine, mag catch, mag release, both sling hooks, trigger, selector switch, rear sight (only metal on the High Grade version). It certainly is enough to give it a realistic feel.
Tokyo Marui have included markings on the weapon to make it look like a real H&K weapon. The fire selector is marked in the usual red and white 'easy to understand' diagram. The fire selector clicks solidly into each firing mode and doesn't slip. On the left hand side of the gun above the magazine it reads "Kal.9mmx19" and on the top of the receiver it is stamped with "HK MP5" and then a fake serial number. The only TM markings are on the right hand side of the gun, again above the magazine well "Made in Japan Tokyo Marui".

Performance

In my reviews I base the ability of the weapon to skirmish as priority in preference to punching paper. As most Airsofters will intend to skirmish with this weapon, mostly CQB too, I have to say that the sturdiness of the gun gives you confidence to "use" it. The standard boxed version includes a 50 round magazine. I adopted the review weapon second hand I had the benefit of two hi-cap magazines. The magazines click firmly into place inside the magazine well. Once you are ready to fire the ambidextrous selector switch can be easily flicked to your preferred firing rate. The single (semi-automatic) selection is quite good offering a stable base to pick off targets as well as 'double tapping' with ease. Flicking the selector upwards further to the automatic setting unleashes a high rate of fire. Careful attention to the hop setting must be made to maximise this guns potential. So how does it perform? The MP5 naturally has a short barrel. Don't be put off by this though. The MP5 isn't really a distance platform and is ideally suited to closer engagement ranges akin to CQB and urban sites. In these arenas it performs accurately and can hit targets (skirmisher sized) out to 25m. The large 8.4v battery offers a good rate of fire. This has never been of too much importance to me because I prefer to keep my weapons on semi. In this way the battery will certainly last all day, on fully auto it is not so likely. The hop up unit is a tad tricky to get precisely right. It is located on the left side of the gun just where the foregrip meets the receiver. The switch doesn't offer too much indication of how far is too much etc. However, a little bit of trial and error sorts that out. Down range the balance of size and power is slightly hindered by the accuracy of the short barrel. Burst fire is really the best method for this standard weapon in a woodland scenario. The accuracy is compensated for by the full metal front and rear sights. The usual cylindrical rear sight is fully adjustable and offers good eye relief (with goggles). Do not be put off by this. After all attempting to use any weapon outside its environment you will be upset with its performance. Inside a CQB arena things are different. The small size is very handy for sweeping in and out of rooms, and the stock can sit under the armpit if you are in a really enclosed area. The accuracy is excellent for close range engagements and the options on the rear sight allow your eye plenty of light options. The easy to line up foresight and compact weight really put it into a class of its own. Well it did until the G36 and UMP came along. Impressed? In its own environment yes, it handles, fires and is strong enough to take the occasional light knock.

Inside

The MP5 is simple to take apart and simple to put back together. The access to the mechbox (something I have never opened) and other parts you need to maintain is easy. The gun offers a lovely foundation for those who wish to upgrade. This being said though, I am of the opinion that when replacing the spring with a stronger one to also swap the spring guide for an upgraded one. Experience has shown that others who haven't have had the plastic tabs on the standard version break. Upgrading an MP5 in my opinion is not required for the U.K. A tightbore barrel in CQB will change a 2 1/2" group to a 2" group, and for the price it isn't worth it. If upgrading an MP5 is your thing then look on the outside.

Outside

MP5's have been used in such a variety of situations that tactical manufacturers have been churning out plenty of tactical additions. Laser dots, flashlights, aimpoints etc can all be bought for this series and some Airsoft retailers have aftermarket spares for the real Special Forces wannabes. Personally I like my weapons to remain virgin, but it has to be said I am more at home in woodland than CQB. If you need a cheap (now that the G36C is out these have come down in price) or starter short to medium range AEG with plenty of upgrade options, go for an MP5.

Summary

Tokyo Marui make decent weapons. The MP5 series was one of the most popular for a reason and that is reliability, utility and after market extras. I would never have assumed I would need one until borrowing one to use. They are a fun little piece with the added advantage of being utterly dependable and fantastic for indoor combat.

The Epiphany Of The Bee

2008-02-26T08:07:00.007Z

How disappointed I feel. The beautiful warm light of inspiration has been shrouded in cloudy mists. The dance of my blog muse seems to have reached the end of the first Act. I have sat here for several days pondering what to write about, what to review or scribe opinions of. Everything in the news, though interesting, has not forced my hand to keyboard in fury or inspiration and I sit pondering why this may be.
It is apparent to me that this is a blog, and I am in not attempting to pretend that what I am posting here is not. So in a sense I am indeed finding something to write about, even if it is just my lack of focus. Perhaps if I was intellectual or an acclaimed author, this would be regarded to be of notable value to the literary world. But I am not, and so these words will reside upon the Internet forever more.
In a way I suppose the philosophical question about whether a falling tree in a forest makes any sound without an audience applies here. If words are written in a blog, book or article and no one reads them, ?sense do they make
It is not without self realisation that I let you know how amused I was by that last paragraph. It tickles me to think that one day you (yes YOU), will stumble across this page in the future. That for some reason you were led here by a variety of search engine robots to glean some information that you required from this page. What information could that be, what lies within these words that can be treasured by some and valueless to others? I certainly do not know. But in truth I must do. After all I have become the creator, and without me this collection of well known words would not have laid on this page in this manner.
What a dilemma this gives me. The words fall from my conscious mind without effort or any planning. They stick here and one day will be read by you. Does this make me the aforementioned creator, or merely just a proponent in a chaotic accidental world? Perhaps it is predestination. Maybe these words, in this order, at this time were meant to be. But this train of thought is too paranoid to make sense. Say for instance I now just simply deleted this all, I have been the only reader of these words, but maybe that was entirely who they were meant for. Who is to say either way? I know it is not me. Perhaps it is you. In your unplanned guidance by machines to venture upon this site, to read and to take note, perhaps you can answer why or to what end I have put these words upon the Internet?
This stream of words and thoughts has certainly become quite addictive to me now. The beauty of this has fallen upon my mind like a million petals of sweet scented flowers. There are questions to be asked of everything, and whether or not it is visible immediately, it is there humming in the background like a pollinating Bee.
It has stopped. Again, I sit quietly reading back my words. How unfortunate that this should occur after the epiphany of the Bee. Yet it has not lasted long. I cannot help but enjoy where this is going. I appreciate that to whoever you are, reading this collection of thoughts may well be stagnant and dull. However at this moment, for me, it is quite soothing. Literary alcohol. It certainly is a lot cheaper than the real stuff.
Maybe today I can use this torrent of words that rain from my mind and put them to good use elsewhere. Perhaps a poem or even a short story, despite my lack of style and skill. We shall see, as my father always says, but unlike him I have intention. It is funny the things we say repeatedly to a variety of situations. "We shall see" has forever meant to me the same as "not a chance" when spoken by my father. It is his way of politely rejecting an idea or suggestion. It is comical to hear it said still after so many years. The polite nature of the phrase has gone, because it no longer implies a possibility, time has taught me that, it simply means "no".
I am hardly any better myself. I struggle to refrain from the repetition of words in conversation with other people. I used to suffer from constantly saying 'basically', but managed to shift that from my tongue. Recently I have found the phrase 'to be honest' creeping in, and it annoys me. It implies other things I have said were not honest, or that I impart information through a jumble of lies. Sometimes listening to your own speech is frustrating, mainly because you are paying more attention to it than who it is being spoken to.
So there it is. A blog post. I managed to break the silence and hope it doesn't look like piffle. It is now, after all, part of history.

Guinness Draught

2008-02-20T14:15:00.007Z

The golden harp backed in black with that familiar white writing. Such insignia adorns the hand pumps of most U.K drinking houses. The proof that Guinness is still, as ever, a popular beverage.

Commonly called a beer (a generic term derived from the Germanic 'biber' or 'to drink'), Guinness is visually closer to a porter. The popularity of heavy dark malted porters developed in the eighteenth century amongst the working classes (river porters) of London. Porter was the first fermented beer to be aged by the brewery, unlike the common practice of letting the Publican do it. It is from differing strengths of porter where the familiar term 'stout' originates.

As mentioned above, Guinness Draught is closer in style to a porter but is essentially still a beer. When poured correctly into a pint glass the beer does not settle immediately. Due to this nature, and sensibly marketed adverts by Guinness, the brand has a unique standing amongst drinkers worldwide. The beer will eventually settle (the Guinness cascade) and produce a thick creamy white head. This is distinctly juxtaposed with the deep dark body directly beneath it. Its presence in a pint glass has become iconic.
The cult nature of this brand is such that unlike any other brand on tap, Guinness Draught has its own set of rules to follow. The serving of the pint is formed in two steps. Firstly the initial half pint pour is left to settle before the top half is added. Guinness express that the waiting time before the second half can be completed must be 119.5 seconds, or two minutes. In truth it does not matter, but was part of a campaign to alleviate drinker's lack of support for the time taken by bar tenders to serve the draught. This was further enforced by the slogan "Good things come to those who wait".
So how does this iconic, moody looking emblem of Ireland taste in comparison with other brands? Guinness Draught is distinct in its taste. Provided you do not opt for the 'Extra Cold' option, you can savour the full 'meal in a glass' that all Guinness impart. As you break through the creamy, not frothy, head your mouth is awash with medium weight bitterness. Its taste is gritty and earthy, almost akin to the peat bogs of Ireland. There is not any sharp sensation of the dwelling alcohol contained, and this makes it all the more drinkable. With each sip the head stays full and does not dissipate like the head on a bitter or ale. It tracks a continual mark down the glass staying present throughout. There is a distinguishable after taste which in excess sours the mouth. It is not unpleasant or unpalatable; if anything it has a medicinal taste.
It was perhaps this after taste which gave rise to the slogan "Guinness is good for you" in the 1920's. Research has shown that despite its alcohol content, if drunk in moderation, Guinness contains similar anti-oxidant properties as found in vegetables and fruit. It also has fewer calories measure for measure than semi-skimmed milk.
It must also be mentioned that there is a less healthful property. Many forget that the first person Guinness went to for some advertorial presence was the Irish poet, novelist, playwright and self proclaimed drinker Brendan Behan. After much deliberation, two cases of Guinness and a night of lyrical muse, his slogan for the black gold of Ireland was simply; "Guinness gets you drunk". He wasn't wrong.

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Hail The Conkering Hero!

2008-02-19T21:39:00.008Z

Before you even say it, it is not a spelling error. It is just a pun. The reason for this is that I am quite impressed by a firm of the same name, http://www.conkers.co.uk/.

I appreciate if you haven't heard of this firm you may be considering that the writer has lost the plot. But no, I am still in control of my marbles (just) and have great news for all of you who have ever owned a credit card, bank account or pretty much any other financial product.

Conkers are claim specialists. They have breached a portion of the financial market in the U.K which involves a recent legislation about unfair penalty charges. So in a nut shell if you have ever been charged for a letter, been charged for late payment or even charged for using your overdraft you have a right to get this money back.

The fee is a considerable 25% of the amount they can win for you in compensation. Though, if like me you've spent most of your life donating to bank xmas parties year in year out, it is still a good deal. I recently applied to them and honestly thought it would be a waste of time. I can report to being pleasantly surprised. My first 'success' has come through and without any form of hassle or problems. The downside has been that the compensation has been taken off my present balance with my Credit card issuer. This has taken the edge off slightly, but if I'm honest, it does stop me from spending it on booze.

I would advise you to proceed with a word of warning. I was under the impression that http://www.conkers.co.uk/ would remove their fee from the compensation. However this is not the case. As I have explained above I recieved the full amount. It was, as you can imagine, a surprise to be invoiced for a figure 25% of my untangible compensation. It has indeed made me feel a little deflated. I appreciate that on a mathematical / logical / sensible level this is still all balanced but as a simple person, it still feels like I'm paying for nothing.

Do not be put off. DO NOT BE PUT OFF! My personal approach to money cannot be a slur on their excellent, well timed and brilliant service. They are without doubt a hero to any of the massed consumer public who have in one way or another been subjected to fines. So stand strong against the 'capitalist pigs' that have previously bled you dry and get what you are owed back.

On a side note, whilst writing this little snippet of my thoughts, it appears to me that this money is owed to each and every one of us. It has been in essence stolen from us by the financial institutions. So how come the banks have not been made to provide this service for free?

Summary: Fantastic! I get money from the banks! Quick service, quality website, layman explanation.

Virtually Writing Score: 85/100

Who I Am

2008-02-16T23:31:00.002Z

I am he that clatters in the night,
The echo of hooves in the stable,
He that howls with the wind,
Alone I travel amongst you.
Death has returned me,
The rain has wet my tongue.
Split three ways the Ancients tore me,
Casting out all that was a burden,
Casting out all that was weak,
Defining the Wanderer again.

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The Pointlesness Of A Good Idea.

2008-02-15T22:52:00.005Z

This is only a brief post to release the bountiful annoyance residing within my soul. This present point in time has fortunately seen me having to search for motor insurance. I chose, for the first time, to utilise one of the frequently advertised companies who compare many insurers. Bad idea? I don't think so. Go Compare? I don't think so!
The fore mentioned company take the usefulness of the Internet and combine it with speed to assist busy people with a variety of insurances. The Internet makes this a quick and (luckily) faceless interaction. You have no supposed need to speak to 'Barry' in sales, he gifted with the gab, he that fills your ear with honey, he that fills up forty minutes of your life with questions and miserable rapport.But no.
Visit www.gocompare.com and expect hundreds of phone calls from hundreds of 'Barry' types. But this is not the best part. The best part is that they have all your information and so have nothing to talk about. In essence they are phoning you to harass you into buying their quote. "Have you any questions?" is their ploy to pretend that they have a purpose.The first to call will be your friend. But trust me, by the fifteenth phone call; you will be ready to kill.In conclusion consider the person behind such a website. Clever enough to think of a niche. Stupid enough to make it redundant.

Parked Up

2008-02-14T16:10:00.004Z

Beside the road beneath the lights,
The cars roll past with places to be,
Yet I sit here a feature of the night,
On my own, without purpose, lonely.

The radio mutters to the other few,
"Eagle one three Sid?" and then is gone,
Sweet silence wraps my ears anew,
Then it crackles forth "Call me Wimbledon".

A procession of cars shuffle by my cab,
Some with loud music some with grace,
Jostling for position or extra feet to grab,
Until the lights change and away they race.

These streets never silent are always fluid,
White and red lights dance across my skin.
Still I sit waiting to get to it,
To get moving, to join my road kin.

Time rolls on and I sit poised,
But in my heart the truth is clear,
That despite the passing hustle and noise,
No one needs my Taxi and no one comes near.

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Free DVDs from Fair-Exchange.com!

2008-02-13T19:30:00.006Z

If you are like me you will certainly be dubious of most things which offer you something for nothing. The word 'free' is used too much these days and more often than not the product / service is not actually free. The greatest abuse of this is on the world's favourite media. The Internet.
For this reason, it makes a pleasant change to find a website which does not lie or trick you into anything. The http://www.free-dvd-club.com/ website offers (get ready for the surprise) DVD's for free. The web site is run by the same people who successfully run the competition site http://www.fair-exchange.com/ and this is not any different.
The web site is simple to view and extremely user friendly. It spends less time filling the page with unnecessary gumpf and more time being clear, concise and to the point. The site navigation is clearly highlighted and answers all the questions you may have.
So what is the catch? Well, there simply isn't one. If you want to get your free DVDs then you have to fill in a survey. The reason is that as I mentioned before the website is run by the same people who run http://www.fair-exchange.com/ and their method of earning money is no different. In this case you answer surveys to get DVD's, at http://www.fair-exchange.com/ you answer surveys to get entered into competitions. It’s not the hardest way to earn a free DVD!
The survey is not long. It will take you five minutes, ten at the most. A lot of the questions ask you about products that you may be interested in, but you are in total control. If you do not wish to answer a question, you don't have to. The survey totals 12 pages and despite that sounding a lot it really is a breeze. The layout of the questions and answer fields are easy to follow and certainly will not cause any one any problems.
Now at this point you would have chosen your DVD and the site would confirm its despatch. However for the purpose of my blog, and your informative guide, I have left the actual DVD's to last. The reason for this is simple. The DVDs are all anyone is interested in, and all that anyone would bother filling the survey in for. So what does http://www.free-dvd-club.com/ offer us? The answer is not as bad as it sounds, but it’s not quite what was expected. The DVDs on offer are akin to those you find free with DVD players, in the bargain bucket at computer fairs or floundering about the 'Two for £3' section of Morrisons. As I said though, don't be too judgemental. The website is new and no doubt getting deals signed with companies in order to bring bigger and better titles to you. I personally opted for the animated Batman DVD for my son. After all, it is free including delivery.
The variety of DVDs offers something for everyone. Donnie Darko is possibly the most famous, with Last Orders being the newest. The key to the website is people signing up. With more members there will be better DVDs and far more to choose from. Let's all hope that not everyone opts for 'Rail Around' though............

Summary: Good idea with a brilliant hook. If the DVD selection is more contemporary and more varied there is no reason why this cannot be the next 'LoveFilm' styled site.

Virtually Writing Score: 65/100

2008: A Time Odyssey

2008-02-12T09:40:00.000Z

Time and travelling through time has been the subject of books, film and theatre for years. The theories are numerous and prophecise trips back in time or sudden total destruction. All of this has been entirely hypothetical, until now.

Two Russian mathematicians have speculated that the Large Hadron Collider being built at the CERN nuclear research centre in Geneva could plausibly develop the correct conditions needed for time travel. Irina Aref'eva and Igor Volovich claim that once the Collider is turned on there is a good chance that tiny wormholes will be created.

This is an important step in the quest for time travel. A wormhole is essentially a shortcut through space and subsequently, time. It is so called due to the nature of the analogy used to describe it. In essence if space is considered in the same way we view the skin on the outside of an apple, for a worm to go from one side to the other it would have to crawl around the outside. A quicker and shorter route would be for the worm to tunnel through the core to the other side. This is a basic and very short analogy, but in the study of Physics, it is a disputed method to transverse long distances in a short time and also time itself. For more on this I would recommend http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormholes.

If the comments by Irina Aref'eva and Igor Volovich hold true this would be the first known creation of a time machine in human history. To this extent it has been heralded as the "Point Zero" of time travel, and this is where the next weeks and months become far more interesting. In accordance with the technological advances in the past which changed and modified our existence, this could well be the small discovery which causes a future of technological development in this field. It could be the Archimedes Eureka moment, the start of what could become as common as owning a car or flying by plane. If this is to be true it could also mean something even more exciting.

The unfortunate limitation of the history book is that words can only conjure an image in the mind's eye. For what is a Viking in one persons mind is most likely not the same in another’s. We can glimpse history through archaeology but only in a limited way. This could be about to change.

If the switching on of the Large Hadron Collider does in fact create a backward looping wormhole, even on a molecular scale, this would be the focus point for future generations. Think of it like being given the option to study about John Logie Baird and also being able to go back and actually witness his work. It is for this same reason it is hypothesised that dwellers of the future could theoretically come here to our time to witness the creation of the first time machine. If they are likely to it should realistically happen around the time of the switching on.

This in itself eclipses the use and study for which the Large Hadron Collider was built. The imagined possibilities are causing excitement, the chance to interact with a future time. But there are issues. Firstly the wormhole premise is at present possible on a molecular level, but is widely regarded as incapable of being created (even with enough energy) to transport anything worthwhile. Secondly there is as ever a time conundrum. If upon the creation of this basic time machine there is an almost instantaneous appearance of dwellers from the future, it indicates that now there is an element of pre-destination to the 'appearees' life. It would be apparent that time travel stems from this research and subsequently indicates that even by not trying to create a better method, one would (because it has) occur anyway.

Alternatively the flaw with this theory also indicated that should no appearance occur, does it mean that time travel is impossible or that the experiment was not high up on the scale of "History Tours" for future dwellers? Baffling as the science and theory tries to make this; I sadly have to confess that I believe that when that machine is switched on nothing overly exciting will occur.

This is not to indicate that I am cynical of such technology. I am certainly not narrow-minded by any stretch of the imagination. But to proclaim such a leap in modern existence without any real study leaves this entirely as conjecture. It falls into the same area as Nessie and Bigfoot. Theories which have elements of plausibility, but empirically just aren't there.

So if by any chances you are reading this in 2108 and are using my online blog as reference material trying to find what indeed made me the world's greatest writer, thinker and theologian, why not just come and see me instead?

Helium.com: A Review.

2008-02-10T14:28:00.001Z

Well what an interesting a fun site this is! I enjoy writing and have now found a home on the Internet. Helium.com is a hub rife with everything the English language can offer.

Using a cunning but successful formula, the website instigates writers into submitting articles, poems, and prose in response to discussion titles. The idea behind this is as Helium.com states "We are a vast resource of experience-based knowledge, wisdom and creativity". The method to get writers to submit their wisdom is the Internet's favourite tool, money.

To earn money with the website is a matter of success as a writer. Primarily the articles you submit are ranked by your peers on a relatively fair basis. Upon submitting your own article, you are invited to rate someone else’s. This is done by showing you two articles on the same topic. You are then expected to read the two of them and decide which is better. The scale which determines the level of difference between the two is a little ambiguous. "Slightly More", "More" and "By far". In this way you weigh up the two articles you have read and determine which is better and by how much.

The placement of the article will then be placed in the relevant position (determined by the rating score by you and many others). Should the article be placed first or towards the top, there is a greater chance of it having a page view and as such, so will the adverts placed on the page by Helium.com. The more page views, the more money you earn because the more money Helium earns. It is as simple as that. Naturally this is not a reliable method to funding a lifestyle of rich food, yachts and rare wine! There is another way.

Helium.com has a marketplace. This is the better method of earning from your writing. Website owners, newspapers and many other industries place an advert describing what they want written about, how long it should be and what they will pay for such an article. You are invited to then write, along with others, and submit. If your article is what the client requires they will select you as the "winner" and subsequently pay you for your effort. The prices vary, but vary in a sensible way. The longer an article is, requiring more research and effort, the more you will be paid. Likewise an article which would take you an hour may only pay USD$20 or GBP£10. Remember, you will only earn this money if your article is selected.

As you can see Helium.com is not really a website where you can easily earn a living. It should be taken as an excellent site to enhance your skills and develop your ability. If you are interested in literature or writing in general, you will get far more from the site than just money. The variety of ideas and opinions is without doubt brilliant and you can spend hours just reading other people's work.
So how would I rate Helium.com?
"By far"

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Summary: A brilliant website if you enjoy writing. A brilliant website if you enjoy reading. A great resource if you prefer to cheat in your homework essays!

Virtually Writing Score: 90/100

Russia: The Playground Bully.

2008-02-09T13:03:00.000Z

Apparently Russia has again sent another of its Tupolev bombers across International waters. It appears to be similar to the recent situation we had in Britain towards the end of last year.
The Japanese were this time the recipients of this spectacle. According to the BBC report the Japanese scrambled 22 interceptors to tangle with the bomber. Does that not seem a touch over hasty? In modern warfare 4 fighter aircraft would still have a fanciable advantage over 8 bombers, let alone 1 Russian throwback from the 1950's.
Nonetheless the report states that the Japanese were, quite rightly, rattled by this incursion. So what is Russia up to?
In the report it links a connection between this and the debate over territory. Russia having taken Japanese land at the end of WW2 (something they are still officially fighting). A plausible and certainly interesting proposition, especially if we are to consider Russia as the playground bully that the world media would have us believe. I cannot help but think that the media is selling Russia short.
Some bullies will beat you when no one is looking. This is certainly annoying, but bearable. A show of strength can soon send them running. In Russia's case they are a lot more cunning. They are the bully that instigates situations waiting for a reaction. The placer of fake evidence to make you look like the aggressor. The mental bully who knows that with enough spite and malice, they can destroy you from the inside.
By testing the limits of International boundries with one bomber the Russians have managed to create a superb defence for themselves. They can be testing all manner of technological devices upon that aircraft, bring it as close as they can to a variety of countries and know that they are immune from any contact. The reason for this is the current etiquette for "developed" nations.
If Britain decided to strike and blow the Tupolev out of the sky, the world would have viewed such an action as barbaric and hasty. Russia could proclaim to the world media that their bomber was lost, and Britain would be firmly in the global doghouse. The same is true for Japan. Repeated incursions there from Russian aircraft which then return without any retalliation can easily shake the public nerve. If the people of Japan lose faith in their government and its border policy, the knock on effect can be significant.
The Russian angle from this is naturally unknown to most. It does appear that Russia has been seeking a way to expand. In 2007 they spent time, money and resources on placing a Russian flag beneath the North Pole. It is claimed that they believe this to also be part of their territory. Whether there is any validity in this, or even any point in proclaiming ownership, is not the point. The point is to show the rest of the world Russia's might. It is in essence a political muscle flex. By sending the Tupolev bomber out across International Waters the Russians are simply assesing their own reach. They are no doubt testing new technology and in a lesser way highlighting other nations' reactions to incursion. But on the whole I still think it is no more than the Big Bear waking from a dormant period.

Her (the original from my juvenilia)

2008-02-08T14:06:00.000Z

'Blueing' your eyes with shadows,
While artfully wearing your shirt,
Your calmness is driving me mad
Though your confidence is making me hurt.

Clipping back your hair and smiling,
Speaking so softly, so clearly, so well,
Your thoughts on life are enthraling:
My love is begining to swell.

You are so pro-life, so sweet, so classed,
It seems unfeasibly true
That your beauty that's so unsurpassed,
Can keep making me feel so blue.

Missing Her

2008-02-08T11:05:00.000Z

'Blueing' your eyes with shadow,
While artfully wearing your shirt,
Your serenity is driving me mad
Your confidence is making me hurt.

Clipping back your hair and smiling,
Speaking so softly, so clearly, so well,
Your attention to others compiling
My personal heart broken Hell.

You are so happy and flirty without me,
It seems unfeasibly true
That your beauty that is so heavenly,
Can keep making me feel so blue.

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Peugeot 406 LX Estate (51 plate) Review.

2008-01-08T19:56:00.000Z

A good sized family vehicle. It is equipped with enough comfort features to ease the user through a long journey. The strong two litre diesel engine has plenty of torque and happily eats motorway miles. A few downsides to ownership do exist. There is ample road noise at higher speeds and the ride is quite hard. The fuel economy is very good and second hand prices are low. If you can find one with a full service history you will certainly have a reliable workhorse, all be it not a fast one.
The interior is well designed and comfortable. A digital on board computer, air conditioning and C.D player / radio come as standard. The front seats have the added use of arm rests which perhaps is not required whilst driving, but quite a useful extra when stationary. Combine this with the added luxury of a huge loadspace in the rear and the Peugeot 406 LX is indeed suitable for every aspect of family life.

The Polish Invasion

2008-01-08T19:12:00.000Z

It is a subject common to the public houses of England, a subject which strikes passion from its mumbled mention, a subject that I feel is on the whole misguided. The subject is Poland.
Towards the end of the ninteen nineties immigration had become a major subject in England. The media asked questions of the current government about the influx of European settlers into our alleged green and pleasant land. The fear was based not on cultural indifference or even a problem of religion, but about something even closer to an Englishman's heart, work.
The English working man has had to be quite resilient over the past five decades. Employment and the type of available work has changed, been sent abroad or in the case of the miners, been closed down for evermore. It is because of these outside pressures that the nature of the working man has become quite a teritorial one. Enter the E.U, the common market and the ability to ply your trade across borders that no longer exist, enter the Polish man.
The general indication of many tradesmen in England is that the Polish man has come to steal their work. The employers apparently cannot get enough of them, and the world is against the average plumber, brickie and labourer. Polish man works for peanuts, works all day and works for works sake. The truth of the matter is far more than what is the hear say around the local pub tables.
The Polish nation has undergone massive transformation since the collapse of the Berlin wall. A country once under Communist rule, can now forge a new future for itself and its people. Its people can go and stretch their horizons too. As was the case during the birth of America, many flock to the lands of opportunity in order to make something of their lives. This is just as true for the Polish as it was for the Irish, English and Scottish two hundred years previous. The problem today is that the English have forgotten to what extent poverty is. Nowadays it is a hardship to go without cable or Sky TV, or have ones mobile phone cut off, people have forgotten what extremes poverty can send you to.
It is for this reason we have the influx of Eastern Europeans plying their skills in plumbing, building and selling. Their income is better, there is more work, and because they are sought after by cost-minded employers, the market place is theirs to command. England has become the land of opportunity thanks to succesful industry and business, how and from who that business is provided is irrelevant.

A Brief Introduction To U.K Motor Insurance.

2008-01-08T18:47:00.000Z

The United Kingdom is currently home to an estimated 30 million vehicles. The law dictates that these vehicles must, if used on public roads, be insured. It is for this reason that the Insurance industry is a strong and thriving sector in Britain's diverse business market. To the general user of a motor vehicle, the word 'insurance' brings with it a world of jargon and hidden clauses.
To get your own individual policy you first must enter into an ever increasing number of questions about your personal, family, vehicle and useage details. Most of the questions are certainly straightforward, but the questions are asked for a reason. The reason is called Risk Assesment.
It is a sensible and logical consideration on behalf of all insurers to assess the clients that they provide cover for. An insurer makes profit by insuring a client and they in return make no claim during that term of cover. To this end the insurer will level the playing field in their favour by only providing cover to clients who are deemed to be within a certain range of risk. It is hoped that by doing this the insurer has protected itself against paying out a lot of claims, and subsequently has earnt from the client.
So where does this leave the client? Well to those who fall within the insurer's specific risk range, happy and joyous. To those who are considered less favourable this can mean high insurance premiums and possibly even exclusions upon their policy. It is for this reason that most groups who are classed as high risk are generally disgruntled about the cost of motor insurance; the young, the inexperienced and the multiple claimer.